AngeloAxioms

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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harakichat:

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sutton-is-flawless:

We talked about a family today, the Quadrilateral family. It starts off with Big Momma. Big Momma had 4 sides. Big Momma was ugly and boring, so her husband left her. But, before he left her they had 3 babies. Parallelogram, Trapezoid, and Kite. Kite was ugly like her mom. She had 0 pairs of parallel sides and 2 pairs of congruent adjacent sides. Since she was ugly and boring like her mom she died alone with 25 cats. The second child was the Trapezoid. She was average looking and had one pair of parallel sides. Then there was the most beautiful child, the Parallelogram. She had 2 pairs of parallel sides. 

Since the Trapezoid wasn’t ugly (like Kite), she had a baby. The Isosceles Trapezoid. She has one pair of congruent sides and one pair of parallel sides. And this is where this family ends because the Isosceles Trapezoid became a Nun. 

The Parallelogram had two babies. The Rectangle and the Rhombus. The Rectangle has two pairs of parallel side and four right angles. The Rhombus, as my teacher would say, “the girl with the most beautiful sides”. She had two pairs of parallel sides and four congruent sides. Now Rhombus learned her true identity. She wasn’t meant to be a girl, she was meant to be a guy. So she became a he. Rectangle and Rhombus got so close that they had a kid! They made the Square. She had four right angles and four congruent sides. Boy! was she beautiful!!

And that is where this family tree ends because no guy wanted to deal with a wreck like Square. She tried to explain to them that her parents never thought of each other like brother and sister but no one listened to her. So, Square died in a mental hospital because everyone thought she was crazy. 

This was the story my teacher told us. I will never look at figures the same. Never. Don’t even get me started on Triangles. The main point I think my teacher was trying to tell us is… If you’re ugly, you’re going to die alone .. or… If you have a screwed up family, you’re going to die alone. 

wholockbuscus:

combeferret:

combeferret:

who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table

sir cumference

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